This morning I went back to the doctor for my two week follow up appointment after he had given me some antibiotics to get over the “Bush Hooker Ambien Bird Flu” that I picked up in Europe.

He told me that everything looked good except for my ear………..which he said, “…looked rather nasty!”  Apparently, I still have an ear infection and after dealing with this for a month he is giving up on my treatment and sending me to an Ear, Nose, and Throat specialist.  The kicker is that I cannot get an appointment with the ENT until the begining of July!  What in the hell am I suppose to do until then?

After a few minutes of thinking I came up with a good course of action.  I went and rode six hours and turned my Ipod up really loud in my infected left ear.  I figured I am either going to ride the shit out of my ear or else I will scare it out with loud music.  I believe I feel better after my first treatment and if I can keep it up I should be good in a week or so plus be really fit.

Honestly, can someone please tell me what in the hell is an ear good for if I cannot hear out of it.  I pretty much can’t hear out of my left ear anyway and that is when it is not infected!  Basically, the only thing my left ear is good for is getting infected and that sucks!  I think I am going to get rid of it.  Plus, ears are ugly looking.  Therefore if I cut my number of ears in half I only be half as ugly!  Maybe that will get me more dates?

Have to run and watch “The Hills”  which is the new best show on tv.

later,

g.