Kankle
Uncategorized September 28th, 2006Last week Frank, Hartman, Megan, and I went for a hike in the mountains and I wore my new hiking boots which ended up giving me a few pretty big blisters which were a touch uncomfortable for a few days but nothing terrible.
Hartman, however, borrow these same boots of mine when he went hiking a few days ago and his feet hurt so bad from the hike he had to go to the doctor. The doctor ended up diagnosing Wes with a severe case of “KANKLES!” Shit, I could have told Hartman that for free but I guess he wanted an expert opinion.
To treat his “KANKLES” the doctor gave Wes some bandages to wrap his feet in really tightly . After a few hours of wearing the compression bandages Wes is able to take them off for ten minutes and remain “KANKLE” free but the “KANKLES” eventually return. Thus, he has to do the cycle again.
The compression bandages are only a temporary solution until Hartman has the resolve to stop eating ice cream, HO-HO’s, Funyuns, and stop playing X-Box! Actually, I think the compression bandages are going to be a permanent solution!
Okay, sorry Wes…..I am joking……a bit! Hartman has some bad blisters on his feet from my boots. Keep in mind these are the same boots I wore while hiking and I did not have to go to the doctor for my blisters! Wes our prayers go out to you.
Aside from that I went for a nice ride in the mountains the other day and it was cold but there were some good views of snow capped peaks and changing leaves
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Yesterday also marked the end of an era……..my sleeping shorts got the axe! I have had these shorts for many years and they served as my lounge/sleeping shorts. I loved my shorts! They were great for sleeping because the elastic was soo worn out that when I would roll over in bed I would turn but the shorts reamain stationary. This is also the same reason why they had to go. I did not bother me but I think my roomates and houseguests got sick of seeing my ass crack . I think it looks kind of good.
Here is me in my sleeping shorts on the computer.
Here is me in my sleeping shorts showing off my man purse that I bought in the airport. It is not a man purse it is a credit card/passport holder that Frank is really jealous of so he calls it a man purse. It is called class Frank…..not a man purse!
Lastly, here is a look of the sleeping short all by themselves. I think I am actually tearing up a bit……hold on let me grab a tissue!
There was a small gathering to say good bye to the sleeping shorts as Frank, Wes, and Steph all stopped by to show their regards!
I will miss you sleeping shorts. It has been a great run and I know they will be going to a better place.
Until I am able to find a replacement I am going to have to resort to sleeping in the nude. Frank might get a little surprise if our piss schedules coincide during the evening since we share an upstairs bathroom!
later,g.
September 28th, 2006 at 11:50 pm
lmao…arn’t those swimming trunks??
September 29th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Say it isn’t so, you didn’t get rid of the sleeping shorts?!Man, they saw Tawain and Europe this year, that’s dedication….
September 29th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
sayers will be heart broken, he loved those, check and see if he wants them before you sell them on theProsStuff.com
September 30th, 2006 at 9:14 am
They are actually being sent express to Sayers…..an early chirstmas present. I didn’t even wash them so they would arrive with hints of my musk!
Seriously though…..remember when I wore those to breakfast at Dusseldinkurque and it did not go over so well. Hey it is not how you like it is what is inside right?
Scott and I are missing you here in Arkansas Mike……how long of a drive is it from Binghampton to Fort Smith? We will be here until Monday.
And Kim our coffee might have to wait until November since I won’t be back in town until then
September 30th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
I won’t be here either. I survived Vegas, barely. I did see your new teammate, the one with the awesome hair (!) and met your coach.
Jake and i leave this week for the wedding then the honeymoon. So, I’ll see you in November.
September 30th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Zirbel was at Interbike….he is an awesome dude.
Have a great time in New Orleans and I just wanted to Congratulate you and Jake on the wedding. Have fun on the Honeymoon and give me a call in November!