Social Security
Uncategorized August 13th, 2007After getting home this afternoon from one of my greatest bike practices ever I assumed the domestic duty of getting the mail. Inside the little mailbox waiting for me was my first ever Social Security Statement.
At first I figured Social Security is only for the old folk or that it was some bill so why even open it. Just as I was about to throw my letter away I decided to be responsible and read the thing.
The good news I found out while reading my statement (yes, I can read) is that if I get disabled tomorrow I have enough credits to get money since I would be unable to work. I also found out that if I die my wife (Heather “February Playmate” Smith) or my kids (Heather we have to work on this one…solely, of course, for the purpose of Social Security Benefits) get money also!
However, I was a bit disheartened to find out that I will have to race bicycle until I am 67 in order to get a full retirement…I am not sure if I can do it? Hey, I wonder if that is what Tilford is doing?
later, g.
August 13th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
remember me, guy who crashed on lemmon w/ u and shane…anyways im movin back to boulder after spendin the summer in pittsburgh, just wonderin if i could tag along on some training rides
p.s. when does your season end?
August 13th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
FYI: Paragraph three is incomplete. I think you’re missing a few more words at the end of those parenthesis and before the exclamation mark.
August 14th, 2007 at 8:04 am
Thanks Tedward…got it fixed. Sometimes I get a little ahead of myself.
Jon yeah you are welcome to come on a ride.
August 14th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
whats your email so i can get in touch with ya?
August 14th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
morojp82@yahoo.com
August 14th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Garrett
By the time you are 67 years old, Social Security will be bankrupt from paying old people like me and Glenn.
However, the American Heart Association claims that ‘You add 2 hours to your life, for every hour you exercise’.
So if you keep training 12 hours a day, every day, you should never get old and won’t need to retire….?